if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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