Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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