Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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