I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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