think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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