remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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