i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just want nice things and good sex
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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