shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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