My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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