Me too!
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
operation harelip BJ is a go
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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