I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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