Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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