I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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