Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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