yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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