I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Alive.
So much puke
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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