I feel like abortions should bother me more
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
