I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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