This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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