well most of my day revolves around power hour
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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