Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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