batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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