Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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