no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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