Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
