how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
