i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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