Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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