You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
