She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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