at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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