he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
