my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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