Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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