check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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