Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Randomize
