sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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