I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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