quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She just used a chaser for red wine.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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