im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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