I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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