32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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