what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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