I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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