I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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