I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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