I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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