That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Please don't give away my fajitas
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