life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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