I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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