that's an acceptable place to lick
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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