i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
