Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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